I am literally years overdue for a haircut, but I have long hair and don’t want a barber who just does Generic Man Cut. My test may be “give me the hair of Trent Crimm”; if they don’t respond “The Independent”, they’re not the right stylist

Odd-Egil “Oddzthrash” Auran

I remember printing out a picture of George Clooney, that I took to the hairdresser and told them that I wanted to look like that. I was rather bummed when afterwards only my hair looked like his…

Watts Martin @chipotle